David's Log

“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Princess Lindsey
    Princess Lindsey

  2. Jacob:

    Ground Beef: I can’t believe Mexican places [in New York] don’t use carne asada.

    Shut the fuck up, Jacob!

  3. Jacob: We have stickers! If you’re planning a meetup, shoot us an email and we’ll hook you up.

    Jacob:

    We have stickers! If you’re planning a meetup, shoot us an email and we’ll hook you up.

  4. Just had my first EKG and Ultrasound

    That tickled so much.
  5. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
    Santogold — Say Aha (Tepr Remix)
  6. The commenters are on to me!
    The commenters are on to me!
  7. “Google: They do a lot of stuff that no one expects, but the surprise application of the year is some sort of mashup between three core Google products: Reader, Chrome, and Docs. Oh, and maybe Android, just to make this pshit sci-fi.”
    — Fimoculous: 36 Predictions for 2009
  8. Look natural!
    Look natural!
  9. “I read on the Internet that this place is cash only, so I brought cash.”
    — Scott Kidder, alway prepared
  10. “Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra: Cover, Sesame Street? That can’t be bad!”
    — Charles