David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Almost swimming
    Almost swimming
  2. Chalupa

    David: It looks like there's a prize inside.
    Justin: Obesity!
  3. At my brother's highschool graduation

    Hard to believe 12% of these kids have already had anal sex.
  4. Things I've been doing a lot lately

    • Having Zach Braff-esque daydreams where I suddenly realize I’ve been staring for the last 30 seconds.
    • Typing in “tumblr.com” regardless of what site I mean to visit.
  5. You are soooooo asking to be tipped over
    You are soooooo asking to be tipped over
  6. Are you British in NYC? →
    Erik needs an actor for a Harry Potter themed video tomorrow.
  7. Webutante GPOYW by Diana Levine