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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Breeders say that unlike the current record holder, Thumbelina, Einstein shows no signs of dwarfism. He’s just a tiny horse.
  2. Which scotch/whisky should I try next?

    • My first was Maker’s Mark, sometime last year.
    • I’ve never liked Jack Daniel’s.
    • Knob Creek has been my favorite so far.

    This is totally new to me. Any help would be appreciated!

  3. Rachel must be following my browser history!
  4. Going on cable TV

    Going on cable TV

  5. I’m going to be on Brian Lehrer tonight, performing a duet with John Mayer.

    JK! I’m going to be talking about art.

  6. Patrick Moberg’s awesome illustration of me as a man blanket!

Whenever I lie down on top of Rachel, she calls me a “man blanket”. I think it’s because I’m so soft and flat.

That’s exactly what it’s like.

    Patrick Moberg’s awesome illustration of me as a man blanket!

    Whenever I lie down on top of Rachel, she calls me a “man blanket”. I think it’s because I’m so soft and flat.

    That’s exactly what it’s like.

  7. This is where Tumblr comes in. It’s the future of social networking if your image of the future features intelligent discourse. I love reading other Tumblr users replies, because they’re thoughtful by virtue of the fact that if they’re not, they’ll bring the intellectual property value of their own blog down, and that’s a commodity on Tumblr.

    John Mayer: Twitter Isn’t “Over”, I’m Over It.

    After three years at this, I can’t begin to describe the feeling of having this philosophy — the reason Tumblr will never feature a legacy comment system — described so perfectly.

    I love you, John.

  8. I still can’t get enough of this kid. I need to have some babies. Or a cool 4 year old friend.

    I still can’t get enough of this kid. I need to have some babies. Or a cool 4 year old friend.

  9. Using Closures in the new PHP feels so luxurious.