David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Sometimes I like to pop off one of my headphones and pretend I’m a DJ
    Sometimes I like to pop off one of my headphones and pretend I’m a DJ
  2. Challah bread is a great way to eat butter.
  3. Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women

    I love this video so much.  Thank you Calli!

  4. Thanks, YouTube…
    Thanks, YouTube…
  5. Girl: So what are you doing tomorrow?
    Charles:  Uh, waking up next to you.
    Charles: And regretting it...
  6. “Why does Jakob keep stealing those kids’ frisbee?” — Dr. Jay
    “Why does Jakob keep stealing those kids’ frisbee?” — Dr. Jay
  7. Girl: I was a philosophy major and an art history minor.
    Charles: Wait, I don't care about that.
    Charles: What do you like about me?
  8. Is this a necessary abbreviation?
    Is this a necessary abbreviation?
  9. Don’t forget to have fun!
  10. I need to take more group photos
    I need to take more group photos