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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Rachel: You can't just do that!
    David: That's just how I do it.
    Rachel: That's not how everybody else does it!
    Rachel: This is why you don't understand Arrested Development!!!

  2. I feel like I have a lot to offer reality TV.

  3. “Just saw David Karp in the subway. Those bangs are no joke!”
    —

    Andrew Cornett

    I wish more people would say hi ask for an autograph when they recognize me.

  4. Best typo of my life

    Best typo of my life

  5. “Photojojo is running a CRAZY experiment for the next 3 hours!” This is awesome. And I want this camera.

    “Photojojo is running a CRAZY experiment for the next 3 hours!”

    This is awesome. And I want this camera.

  6. Stoned lobby attendant is extra stoned today.

  7. Missed my flight. Now I’m bowling.

    Missed my flight. Now I’m bowling.

  8. Needing a laser pointer for your presentation is probably a good indication you need new slides.

  9. I remember when there were only 150 Pokémon.

  10. Rachel and I are skipping the fun in Austin this year, but we did make pizza with Lindsey and Blakeley! I put prosciutto on mine.

    Rachel and I are skipping the fun in Austin this year, but we did make pizza with Lindsey and Blakeley!

    I put prosciutto on mine.