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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
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  1. Dogs vs. Sprinklers
  2. skaswitch asked: What's your job?

    I actually have no idea. I just come to work and read Fark. :(

  3. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    Portal 2 — The Space Core

  4. Where do you get business suits for dogs?

  5. T-minus 3 hours.

  6. “It’s a circle.” — Steve Jobs presenting the most inspiring piece of architecture I’ve ever seen.

    iDonut.

  7. souldecor asked: Do you have a Hype Machine username?

    Oh god no nobody ever gets to see that!

  8. bustedtees:

We use this picture of David consistently when doing mock-ups for the site.  Somewhere in the last couple of weeks Ryan gave him a cool new style.

    bustedtees:

    We use this picture of David consistently when doing mock-ups for the site.  Somewhere in the last couple of weeks Ryan gave him a cool new style.

  9. Seriously, congressman is Tumblr not good enough for your perversions.  We are based in your home state - in your hometown!!!! I wish you had showed a little bit of loyalty when pursuing your naughtiness. But I guess loyalty is kind of the issue with you.
    Derek
  10. I love this illustration Adweek did for my Fast Chat interview

    I love this illustration Adweek did for my Fast Chat interview