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1. 

   Sometimes I like to pop off one of my headphones and pretend I’m a DJ
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   Posted on November 19th, 2008 at 3:30pm Posted 7 months ago
2. Challah bread is a great way to eat butter.
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   Posted on November 19th, 2008 at 3:09am Posted 7 months ago

3. Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women

   I love this video so much.  Thank you Calli!

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   Posted on November 17th, 2008 at 7:00pm Posted 7 months ago
4. 

   Thanks, YouTube…
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   Posted on November 17th, 2008 at 6:00pm Posted 7 months ago
5. Girl: So what are you doing tomorrow?
   Charles:  Uh, waking up next to you.
   Charles: And regretting it...
   
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   Posted on November 17th, 2008 at 5:00pm Posted 7 months ago
6. 

   “Why does Jakob keep stealing those kids’ frisbee?” — Dr. Jay
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   Posted on November 17th, 2008 at 4:00pm Posted 7 months ago
7. Girl: I was a philosophy major and an art history minor.
   Charles: Wait, I don't care about that.
   Charles: What do you like about me?
   
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   Posted on November 17th, 2008 at 3:00pm Posted 7 months ago
8. 

   Is this a necessary abbreviation?
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   Posted on November 17th, 2008 at 2:00pm Posted 7 months ago
9. “Don’t forget to have fun!”

   — Reggie Watts
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   Posted on November 17th, 2008 at 1:00pm Posted 7 months ago
10. 

    I need to take more group photos
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    Posted on November 17th, 2008 at 12:00pm Posted 7 months ago