David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Gay Street
  2. Washington Square Park

    Washington Square Park

  3. My favorite part of Florida was when a gorgeous young reporter came up to me and slapped me in the head before saying I had “some sort of giant flying ant” in my hair.

  4. Getting ready to take off in lightening and rain. If I don’t make it back to New York, tell Clark: Sup.

    Getting ready to take off in lightening and rain. If I don’t make it back to New York, tell Clark: Sup.

  5. A Disney tour group is in line in front of me at the airport Starbucks all excited about trying coffee for the first time. I swear to god if these children are on my flight…

    “What’s mocha?”

    Fuck you.

  6. Mashable knows how to throw a party! I’ll be in Florida for the next six hours. If you need me, I’m in Florida.

    Mashable knows how to throw a party! I’ll be in Florida for the next six hours. If you need me, I’m in Florida.