David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. To the 4 million folks behind these numbers: You’re amazing. It’s because of you we have the greatest jobs in the world. We are eternally grateful.
To our strapping team back in New York (I’m in Florida for something!): It’s an honor to work with people so much smarter than me, that are so good looking.
Thank you.

    To the 4 million folks behind these numbers: You’re amazing. It’s because of you we have the greatest jobs in the world. We are eternally grateful.

    To our strapping team back in New York (I’m in Florida for something!): It’s an honor to work with people so much smarter than me, that are so good looking.

    Thank you.

  2. I’m on a boat!

    That’s not true. But I can see a boat.

  3. Chillin’ by the artificial meadow.

  4. The concierge just smiled at me when I noticed she caught me checking out two teenage girls. What a pervert.

  5. Sunny Palm Beach, Florida.

PRO TIP: Don’t try to walk here from the airport.

    Sunny Palm Beach, Florida.

    PRO TIP: Don’t try to walk here from the airport.

  6. I did better than my last run

    I did better than my last run

  7. Fitness!

    Fitness!

  8. I am so ready for this run!

    I’ve got the Canabalt theme song on my iPhone. My muscles feel tight and springy. And my stomach is full of sausage for energy.

  9. Welcome to the Fort Knox official Website
  10. Peggle party at my place. Text me.