David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Sign outside hardware store near WWDC (via Fred Graver)
    Sign outside hardware store near WWDC (via Fred Graver)
  2. The Beatles: Rock Band opening cinematic (via bauldoff and davidkaneda)
  3. “Is it warm down there, Mr Karp?” — Jake
    “Is it warm down there, Mr Karp?” — Jake
  4. Yes.
I am the second result for “deviant sexual acts”.
I’m the third result for “mothers teaching sex”.
The fifth result for “blue dick”.
And the number one result for “get yourself some columns”.
Thanks, Google!

    Yes.

    I am the second result for “deviant sexual acts”.

    I’m the third result for “mothers teaching sex”.

    The fifth result for “blue dick”.

    And the number one result for “get yourself some columns”.

    Thanks, Google!

  5. I’ve never seen so many people so pumped about a compass.
  6. Marco's update from WWDC

    This is so incredible.

    John: This is like going to the Super Bowl of whatever sport you care most about.
    David: This is like attending a taping of Gossip Girl.

  7. Roebling Tea Room (I went to Brooklyn!!) - This breakfast almost defeated us. Almost.
    Roebling Tea Room (I went to Brooklyn!!) - This breakfast almost defeated us. Almost.
  8. (via Emil)
  9. Whoa

    Almost posted awkward.jpg instead of awkward.png.  That would have been awkward.