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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
    Daft Punk — Aer Obama
  2. Charles and Jakob
    Charles and Jakob
  3. Driving home through Catskill Park
    Driving home through Catskill Park
  4. Waitress: Are you guys leaving?
    Colin: Yes, would you like a hug?
  5. I like the internet. I’ve been there.
    — A girl at the Stoned Crow
  6. You don’t have Asperger’s. You just think you’re a lot funnier than you are.
    — Head of Asperger’s research at NYU, to Chuck
  7. I like the ‘graphic’ part, but the ‘novel’ scares me away.
  8. Colin: [Tumblr] works with everything.
    Colin: It's like the internet's...
    David: Glue?
    Colin: I was going to say "slut".
  9. thedailywhat:

Yves “Fusionman” Rossy just became the first person to cross the English Channel on a jetpack.
It took him 10 minutes, flying at speeds reaching 125mph.
Up next: your excuse for being late for work? Jetpack wouldn’t start.

Want.

    thedailywhat:

    Yves “Fusionman” Rossy just became the first person to cross the English Channel on a jetpack.

    It took him 10 minutes, flying at speeds reaching 125mph.

    Up next: your excuse for being late for work? Jetpack wouldn’t start.

    Want.

  10. Think about it: It’s nice having someone in your life who’s not always there.