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  1. Sometimes I take pregnancy tests, just to be sure.

  3. Valentine Venn Diagram (via ClockworkGrue, pandamoans, and ilovecharts)

    Valentine Venn Diagram (via ClockworkGrue, pandamoans, and ilovecharts)

  4. Boxer briefs are awesome. I feel like Jack Bauer or something!

  5. This is the fanciest restaurant Charles has ever drawn a dick on the table in.

  6. If you’re curious why I’m switching it up, it’s because I was doing handstands last night and my balls kept falling out.

    Don’t get me wrong. I still love male genitals.

  7. Today is the day I either switch to briefs or boxer-briefs. Which are better?

  8. via theinternetaccordingtoadrian and poobah

    via theinternetaccordingtoadrian and poobah

  9. I must confess: I was compelled to crop Microsoft Word out of that last photo.

    I probably only had it open because of some stupid file Jared sent me.

  10. It’s cool. I’m used to it.

    It’s cool. I’m used to it.