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  1. Please Fire Me →
  2. “GET OFF TUMBLR, CCN. HAO CAN TUMBLR BE 4 HIPSTERS WHEN CNN IS DERE?!”
    — downthebayou
  3. Terry Richardson shaving Jared Leto’s head. Good. No one should be allowed to have hair like that.

    Terry Richardson shaving Jared Leto’s head.

    Good. No one should be allowed to have hair like that.

  4. Just requested maximum eye shadow.

  5. Photo shoots are one of the most difficult parts of this job. But when you’re committed to something this deeply, you find a way through. And you look beautiful.

    Photo shoots are one of the most difficult parts of this job. But when you’re committed to something this deeply, you find a way through. And you look beautiful.

  6. Remember that blurry “Gregory House” awning I posted last month? It’s on 35th between 2nd & 3rd. This really amuses me.

    Remember that blurry “Gregory House” awning I posted last month? It’s on 35th between 2nd & 3rd.

    This really amuses me.

  7. “One of our favorite things to do is to bring people visiting from California to California Pizza Kitchen. And deny Christ!”
    — Meaghano
  8. "Hey! You're Barbara!" →

    A random encounter between two Tumblr users - one of whom happens to be my mom!

  9. I’ve decided to have a British accent for our fancy dinner tonight.

  10. Charles: You're basically a gigantic lard-ass compared to Natalie Portman.
    Rachel: Thanks.