David's Log

“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. “It takes a fuck load of balls to make a ball pit.”
    — Sam Lessin
  2. Charles keeps stealing the lunches, eating the cookies, and handing the sandwiches out to the conference staff.
    Charles keeps stealing the lunches, eating the cookies, and handing the sandwiches out to the conference staff.
  4. “‘Hustle’ is the most important word, EVER.”
    — Gary Vaynerchuk
  5. We caught them filming Gossip Girl at The Palace on our way home
    We caught them filming Gossip Girl at The Palace on our way home
  6. “I find it’s never okay to pick up a children and run with it, even if it’s just for five minutes.”
    — Charles
  7. Charles took me to Applebee’s.  I got the quesadilla burger.
    Charles took me to Applebee’s.  I got the quesadilla burger.
  8. David: I want Applebee's.
    Charles: Are you serious?
    Charles: Dude, it's not your birthday.
  9. “If you complement a woman’s shoes, they’ll think you’re paying attention.”
    — Fred
  10. Charles: My sister had a horse.
    David: Really?
    Charles: Yeah, it totally bothered me.
    Charles: I was like, "Why does she have a horse and I don't have an airplane?".