David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

Ask me anything.
Browse my archive.
Get my feed.
See something random.

  1. I’m the 10th result for “gigantic ass” and 6th for “meat stylus”

    I’m the 10th result for “gigantic ass” and 6th for “meat stylus”

  2. International Driving Permit

    International Driving Permit

  3. Sometimes I take pregnancy tests, just to be sure.

  4. Valentine Venn Diagram (via ClockworkGrue, pandamoans, and ilovecharts)

    Valentine Venn Diagram (via ClockworkGrue, pandamoans, and ilovecharts)

  5. Boxer briefs are awesome. I feel like Jack Bauer or something!

  6. This is the fanciest restaurant Charles has ever drawn a dick on the table in.

  7. If you’re curious why I’m switching it up, it’s because I was doing handstands last night and my balls kept falling out.

    Don’t get me wrong. I still love male genitals.