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   Posted on February 24th, 2010 at 9:44pm Posted 6 months ago
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   I’m the 10th result for “gigantic ass” and 6th for “meat stylus”

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   Posted on February 24th, 2010 at 4:00pm Posted 6 months ago
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   International Driving Permit

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   Posted on February 24th, 2010 at 9:52am Posted 6 months ago
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   Posted on February 24th, 2010 at 12:03am Posted 6 months ago

5. Sometimes I take pregnancy tests, just to be sure.

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   Posted on February 22nd, 2010 at 12:24pm Posted 6 months ago
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   Posted on February 21st, 2010 at 10:47am Posted 6 months ago
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   Valentine Venn Diagram (via ClockworkGrue, pandamoans, and ilovecharts)

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   Posted on February 20th, 2010 at 10:52am Posted 6 months ago

8. Boxer briefs are awesome. I feel like Jack Bauer or something!

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   Posted on February 20th, 2010 at 10:22am Posted 6 months ago

9. This is the fanciest restaurant Charles has ever drawn a dick on the table in.

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   Posted on February 19th, 2010 at 11:03pm Posted 6 months ago

10. If you’re curious why I’m switching it up, it’s because I was doing handstands last night and my balls kept falling out.

    Don’t get me wrong. I still love male genitals.

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    Posted on February 18th, 2010 at 4:00pm Posted 6 months ago