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1. Microsoft just handed me the most disgusting liquor.
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   Posted on September 17th, 2008 at 9:30pm Posted 9 months ago
2. Charles: Caroline McCarthy, have you seen any hot girls here?
   Caroline: No, I haven't seen any hot girls.
   Charles: Shit.
   
   Posted on September 17th, 2008 at 2:05pm Posted 9 months ago
3. Driving to New York.
   Posted on September 15th, 2008 at 8:15pm Posted 9 months ago
4. Driving to Boston.
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   Posted on September 14th, 2008 at 8:25pm Posted 9 months ago
5. 

   “I want to buy a Kayak and pull it with my Vespa!!” — Nick McGlynn
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   Posted on September 14th, 2008 at 5:25pm Posted 9 months ago
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   Posted on September 14th, 2008 at 3:23pm Posted 9 months ago
7. I just reached out to hail a cab and had Nick McGlynn fly by on a Vespa and high-five me.
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   Posted on September 12th, 2008 at 11:14pm Posted 9 months ago
8. David: Who answers your support emails?
   Charles: Hah! Nobody.
   Charles: I mean, we look at it and laugh at it. But nobody answers...
   
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   Posted on September 12th, 2008 at 10:57pm Posted 9 months ago
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   Posted on September 12th, 2008 at 10:21pm Posted 9 months ago
10. “What made you think this would be a good idea?”

    — Blakeley to Rex after inviting us over to watch August
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    Posted on September 12th, 2008 at 10:21pm Posted 9 months ago