David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. “Another day another photo shoot” — Joshua Nguyen

    “Another day another photo shoot” — Joshua Nguyen

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  3. What are you so worried about??

    What are you so worried about??

  4. New pet pig

    New pet pig

  5. Your original charges have been reduced to a parking ticket (0 points). We are awaiting the fine notice from the Court.
    — Nice way to start the week!
  6. That's not true

    David: Should I get an electric guitar today?
    Rachel: No
    David: Why?
    Rachel: Because you don't play guitar.
  7. Rich is drunk in this photo. I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s wrong with Peter.

    Rich is drunk in this photo. I don’t know what’s wrong with Peter.

  8. Annie and Nicole