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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Dave: Tell me about the origin of your name.
    Jay-Z: Well my mother named me Shawn, because when I was born it was her right.
    Dave: That’s a nice name.
    Jay-Z: Yeah.
    Dave: Then what happened?
    Jay-Z: People started calling me it.
    (via megmess)

  2. New glasses!

    David: I can't wait to look in a mirror.
    Rachel: How is that unusual?

  3. When I wake up at night in a bad mood, I like to throw all my neighbor’s recycling down the trash shoot.

  4. NY Mag: Meet Nick Gray, Thrower of ‘Culturally Significant’ Williamsburg Parties →
  5. “In the kitchen, a young woman named Rachel Eakley had provided hors d’oeuvre like Parmesan polenta, Gruyère and thyme crackers, and pommes annettes.”
    —

    New York Magazine

    Yay, Rachel!!

  6. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    Flight Of The Conchords — Hurt Feelings

  7. Rachel hurt herself :(

    Rachel hurt herself :(

  8. Rachel is very upset that she can’t remove the Stocks app from her iPhone.

  9. (via insooutso)

    (via insooutso)

  10. Does anyone else adjust their television volume in increments of five?