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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. I’m absolutely addicted to a new Tumblr feature.  It should be ready next week!

  2. Can’t sleep

    It’s been too close for hours!!

  3. What’s your least favorite pet’s name?
    topherchris’ security question
  4. Anime girl with one giant boob (via cybervirus)

    Anime girl with one giant boob (via cybervirus)

  5. Marco's gadgets tend to work and not break. →

    A lot of people seem to have constant issues with their phones, computers, printers, hard drives, and other technology breaking or failing. None of my technology ever breaks at the rate that I see from other people. Even though it’s a bit presumptuous, my best guess is that I just treat my electronics better than most people.
    Totally agree, with one exception: Cameras.  Point-and-shoot cameras can take such a beating, and yet you often see people coddling them to the point that taking pictures is completely tedious.  There’s nothing more satisfying than whipping out a completely scuffed digital camera from you back pocket that you’ve used to take thousands of photos.  Sit on it, toss it in your purse, drop it out a car window, start recording a video and throw it at Marco, etc.

  6. Shark Gary!  (via jacob)

    Shark Gary!  (via jacob)

  7. Sharks vs. Cats!! →
  8. To a worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish.
    — Howard Moskowitz