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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. The Hotcakes
  2. Tumblr Reads! Annie did such a brilliant job pulling this together.

    Tumblr Reads! Annie did such a brilliant job pulling this together.

  3. Turn your volume up!

  4. Intolerance of intolerance is the only sort of intolerance we should tolerate.
  5. Rachel: Want to get another drink? I'll have another glass of wine.
    David: I'm actually doing alright.
    David: [Pours water all over table]
    Rachel: I can see that.
    David: What were we talking about?
    Rachel: Using your dick as an iPad stylus.
  6. This building is completely wrapped in scaffolding

    This building is completely wrapped in scaffolding

  7. CNN…

    CNN…

  8. I love how often I leave the Vespa alone and he makes a friend

    I love how often I leave the Vespa alone and he makes a friend

  9. “We have to go back.” — Kevin

    “We have to go back.” — Kevin

  10. Why not.

    Why not.