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  1. If I could do it all over again

    I would be Jay-Z.

  2. Our building smells like Disney World.

  3. I always screw up typing “http://twitter.com/tumblr”.

  4. burn: It’s difficult to say bad things about your friend’s mom, but given that she has a higher tumblarity than me, I think it is within my social graces to say that Barbara is really mean. Like, one time, I was at her place, and she was all like, “Hi, Robert,” and I was like, “Oh, Hi, Barbara” and then she was like, “Is that a new shirt? I like it.” BUT SHE DAMN WELL KNEW IT WASN’T.

    burn:

    It’s difficult to say bad things about your friend’s mom, but given that she has a higher tumblarity than me, I think it is within my social graces to say that Barbara is really mean. Like, one time, I was at her place, and she was all like, “Hi, Robert,” and I was like, “Oh, Hi, Barbara” and then she was like, “Is that a new shirt? I like it.” BUT SHE DAMN WELL KNEW IT WASN’T.

  5. Tumblr went to Dallas BBQ today!  (via tiffany)

  6. “Yo Dawg I Herd You Like Douchebags” — captioncontest

    “Yo Dawg I Herd You Like Douchebags” — captioncontest

  7. “Just sayin’” — Jeff Cagle

    “Just sayin’” — Jeff Cagle

  8. “I haven’t met Lyle OR Eric Lodwick.”
    — Jacob

  9. Best Star Trek themed birthday party ever.

  10. Rob Huebel explains “follow friday”