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  2. Whoa

    Almost posted awkward.jpg instead of awkward.png.  That would have been awkward.
  3. This is important →
    Please do me a solid and vote for me for Webutante King.  I’m pretty sure half of the other people on the list aren’t even real.
  4. “When i find myself in new surroundings, it is my very first impulse to see what clothes fit me.” — Rachel
    “When i find myself in new surroundings, it is my very first impulse to see what clothes fit me.” — Rachel
  5. I feel like we really earned this award that we got to keep after no one from Thrillist showed up. We did win Most Loved Product or Service though!  (beating diapers.com and Facebook)

    I feel like we really earned this award that we got to keep after no one from Thrillist showed up.

    We did win Most Loved Product or Service though!  (beating diapers.com and Facebook)

  6. “I make black history every day. I don’t need a month.”
    — Kanye West

  7. I've been watching House a lot

    I think I’d like to be a doctor.
  8. Robert: Why is there a broken condom wrapper in my closet?
    Robert: Did I have sex in here?
    Robert: Maybe someone else had sex in here...
    Robert: And didn't invite me?
    Robert: Boy, that was rude of them.
  9. Dolphin Trainer: What propels a dolphin forward?
    Emil: Its smug sense of self importance?
  10. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
    Phoenix — Lisztomania