David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Doing my part to support the city’s budget

    Doing my part to support the city’s budget

  2. How do you get sparkling water out of velour?

  3. I just spilled water all over myself.

  4. I just opened a bottle of sparkling water with a fork. Anything is possible when you’re this awesome.

  5. Google's YouTube buys Next New Networks →
  6. Elevator door opens, three people get off to hurrahs from their co-workers...

    Mark: I wish you guys would do that when I got in.
    John: We do that when you leave.
  7. David: I found a new burrito place I love.
    Rachel: Is it just a different Chipotle than the one you go to every day?
  8. Goodbye, Upper East Side. You have great apartments but you’re still horrible.

  9. For the next 30 days I have two apartments in Manhattan.