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   Doing my part to support the city’s budget

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   Posted on March 8th, 2011 at 10:09pm Posted 11 months ago

2. How do you get sparkling water out of velour?

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   Posted on March 7th, 2011 at 10:11pm Posted 11 months ago

3. I just spilled water all over myself.

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   Posted on March 7th, 2011 at 10:10pm Posted 11 months ago

4. I just opened a bottle of sparkling water with a fork. Anything is possible when you’re this awesome.

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   Posted on March 7th, 2011 at 10:07pm Posted 11 months ago
5. Google's YouTube buys Next New Networks →
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   Posted on March 7th, 2011 at 5:22pm Posted 11 months ago / via markcoatney / Source: soupsoup

6. Elevator door opens, three people get off to hurrahs from their co-workers...

   Mark: I wish you guys would do that when I got in.
   John: We do that when you leave.
   
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   Posted on March 7th, 2011 at 3:33pm Posted 11 months ago / via markcoatney / Source: petervidani
7. David: I found a new burrito place I love.
   Rachel: Is it just a different Chipotle than the one you go to every day?
   
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   Posted on March 6th, 2011 at 10:06am Posted 11 months ago

8. Goodbye, Upper East Side. You have great apartments but you’re still horrible.

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   Posted on March 6th, 2011 at 10:05am Posted 11 months ago
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   Posted on March 3rd, 2011 at 5:38pm Posted 11 months ago

10. For the next 30 days I have two apartments in Manhattan.

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    Posted on March 1st, 2011 at 10:59pm Posted 11 months ago