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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. After reading the prologue to a book and blogging about it, I’m ready for a nap.

  2. Meaghano: are you READING?!!!?

    I was reading. Then I had to blog a quote and got distracted.

    I’m starting to recognize some of the iPad’s shortcomings as an ebook reader. Or maybe they’re just my shortcomings…

  3. In science, being completely and utterly stuck can be a good thing; it often means a revolution is coming.
    — 13 Things That Don’t Make Sense
  4. This stewardess either wants to bone me or thinks I’m an unaccompanied minor.

  5. Nevermind. He’s sleeping.

  6. Topherchris, can you read this?

  7. Sweet

    I can use the inflight WiFi to tell everyone on the ground what complete crap Gogo Inflight Internet’s checkout process is. It took 7 pages, 3 attempts at creating a username/password, 2 “security questions”, and a CAPTCHA, before they would let me pay $12 for for 4 hours of internet access.

  8. Look at this shit!
    — TSA X-Ray chick right before letting Chris’ bag through
  9. via thedailywhat and reddit
  10. “I always manage to embarrass myself in game stores!” - Rachel
Yesssssssssssssssssss.

    “I always manage to embarrass myself in game stores!” - Rachel

    Yesssssssssssssssssss.