David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Please email me in the next 15 minutes if you’re free to test a super advanced new Tumblr feature!

  2. We were on CNN today! (via jared)

    We were on CNN today! (via jared)

  3. Typo, I hope.

    Typo, I hope.

  4. I feel bad for people who have to workout to look like this.

  5. What’s the best flavor of Axe Shower Gel? I need new soap.

  6. Should I read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? or watch Blade Runner? I only have time for one.

    Best answer so far: Both at the same time.

  7. Charles and my mom started passing notes during dinner last week.

    Charles and my mom started passing notes during dinner last week.

  8. This room is full of Columbia, NYU, Brown, and MIT MBAs. What should I tell them?

    This room is full of Columbia, NYU, Brown, and MIT MBAs. What should I tell them?

  9. It’s perfect! You want a piano. I want a table. Piano Table.
    Rachel