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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Yes.
    Yes.
  2. “I’m very much looking forward to shooting all of you. Even you, Kenyatta.”
    — Mike Hudack’s ready for paintball
  3. “My bad. Somehow I got confused and thought a Viagra site was spam.”
    — Josh
  4. GPOYW
    GPOYW
  5. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
    An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
  6. How do they all know to pose like that?
    How do they all know to pose like that?
  7. Thursday!
    Thursday!

  8. What was that movie where the electrical appliances go on an adventure?

    Update: The Brave Little Toaster!  I loved that movie.  Also, props to ”Mean Girls” and ”your mom’s homemade porn” :)

  9. James: My first blog was on Xanga.
    David: I dated an asian once, too!
  10. “So are you ever going to have advertising on your site?”
    — This pickup line always gets me