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  1. Re-doubled agent →

    A re-doubled agent is an agent who gets caught as a double agent and is forced to mislead the foreign intelligence service.

    See also: Triple agent

  2. Rachel's watching the last Harry Potter for the 4th time

    David: Everything looks so real.
    Rachel: That's London.
  4. kmaverick: It’s IRL Foursquare Sometimes I wish a “tumbler” was something more interesting than a cup

    kmaverick:

    It’s IRL Foursquare

    Sometimes I wish a “tumbler” was something more interesting than a cup

  5. “The only good font is the Sopranos one where the ‘R’ is a pistol.”
    — Tom Haverford
  6. He carried his treats the whole way home

    He carried his treats the whole way home

  7. Siri vs Tellme

    Oh man.

  8. iMakeMemes

    iMakeMemes

  9. If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you.

    I don’t follow that one.

    I like the notion that “shirtless blood shed” is worse than your everyday blood shed.

    But fuck yes to “Share on Tumblr” front and center! Rim jobs for everybody.

  10. JUST PUT THE FUCKING TURKEY IN THE OVEN

    “Give this lady a damn cooking show.” — themattsmith