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  1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
    The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
    The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
    The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

    — travors
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