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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Kevin: My teacher saw my movie today.
    Kevin: She was shocked.
    Mom: She liked it?
    Kevin: No - she was like ... shocked.
    Kevin: She saw the riot shield and the shotgun and was like WHERE DID YOU GET THIS!?