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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. “Popular Car Manufacturer has just announced Ridiculous Concept Vehicle at Auto Show! It looks like a Rounded Blob with the hood of A Popular Existing Car. In other news, Expensive Car Manufacturer has just unveiled their latest Car You Will Never Be Able To Buy, and it has Gimmicky Feature available for only A Ludicrous Sum Of Money. Check back tomorrow when we investigate Pointless Mod on Cheap Car to give it More Speed You Can’t Use While Driving On Actual Roads.”
    — Marco writes Fast Lane Daily