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</description><title>David's Log</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @david)</generator><link>http://www.davidslog.com/</link><item><title>New Jersey’s so lucky getting to look at our fireworks.</title><description>New Jersey’s so lucky getting to look at our fireworks.</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/135639488</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/135639488</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:52:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Could be interesting looking if the fireworks really start in 10...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/B3v8fOGImpila7p8Bb46aOkJo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Could be interesting looking if the fireworks really start in 10 minutes</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/135573276</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/135573276</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:48:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Did anyone notice the crowd Palin resigned in front of?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/B3v8fOGImpi2y2rmG1gRG2zno1_r2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Did anyone notice the crowd Palin &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f9YQMbQMn0"&gt;resigned in front of&lt;/a&gt;?</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/135388171</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/135388171</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:14:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>via myeviltwin</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/O6krMD7j2pgy3mt5rawexaYfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;via &lt;a href="http://myeviltwin.topherchris.com/"&gt;myeviltwin&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/135383947</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/135383947</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:04:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Transformers 2</title><description>Rachel: That isn't something that happens!&lt;br /&gt;
[2 hours later]&lt;br /&gt;
Rachel: Who won?&lt;br /&gt;
David: I think the robots.</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/135078706</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/135078706</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:02:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I googled him on Google."</title><description>“I googled him on Google.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt; Dana&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/134991407</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/134991407</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:18:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cyborg name (via Eric)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/B3v8fOGImpf1b8ufCu4XvUSIo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://cyborg.namedecoder.com/"&gt;Cyborg name&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://wiesen.tumblr.com/post/134125783/my-cyborg-name"&gt;Eric&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/134132754</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/134132754</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:05:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/B3v8fOGImpedivnebHL6WKN8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/133865231</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/133865231</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:18:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>reCAPTCHA (via blakewhitman and justin)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/vE0R54BiXpd1bse7cYjQeE8go1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recaptcha"&gt;reCAPTCHA&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://blakewhitman.tumblr.com/post/133304090/another-awesome-band-name-from-recaptcha-this"&gt;blakewhitman&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://justin.tumblr.com/post/133316700/blakewhitman-another-awesome-band-name-from"&gt;justin&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/133325028</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/133325028</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:12:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Billy Mays attributes the power of his on-screen persona to an incident during his teenage years..."</title><description>“Billy Mays attributes the power of his on-screen persona to an incident during his teenage years when he accidentally ingested a Caps Lock key from an IBM PS/2 keyboard.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.billymaysfacts.com/"&gt;Billy Mays Facts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/132988021</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/132988021</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:20:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Standard. The Highline is closed during the parade today :(</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/B3v8fOGImp9ud87s1dTvhhrPo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Standard. The Highline is closed during the parade today :(</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/131891217</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/131891217</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:52:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Fancy Food Show</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/B3v8fOGImp9u8sw3xnOSGJaHo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Fancy Food Show</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/131889763</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/131889763</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:49:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Everything Tracy Jordan said in Season 3 of 30 Rock, transcribed</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/05/18/everything-tracy-jordan-said/"&gt;Everything Tracy Jordan said in Season 3 of 30 Rock, transcribed&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;“You’re going to sue me? Who do you think you are, the San Diego zoo?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.somethingchanged.com.au/post/130790538/everything-tracy-jordan-said-in-season-3-of-30-rock"&gt;somethingchanged&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/130790850</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/130790850</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:53:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Is anyone else nervous that you wouldn’t get this much media coverage if you died today?</title><description>Is anyone else nervous that you wouldn’t get this much media coverage if you died today?</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/130665221</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/130665221</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:28:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"We laughed triumphantly, adrenaline racing, feeling like the Jack Bauer trio. (Disregard the fact..."</title><description>“We laughed triumphantly, adrenaline racing, feeling like the Jack Bauer trio. (Disregard the fact that we’d just left a Lego convention.)”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://happywaffle.livejournal.com/5890.html"&gt;Kevin tracks down an iPhone thief using MobileMe&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://superamit.tumblr.com/post/128287972/kevin-tracks-down-an-iphone-thief-using-mobileme"&gt;Amit&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/128312274</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/128312274</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:13:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/B3v8fOGImozzb0djiyqJICbXo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/127773563</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/127773563</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:13:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“You don’t understand, it does everything!”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/B3v8fOGImox5gpootTYbwAuEo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“You don’t understand, it does everything!”</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/126736886</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/126736886</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:42:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Keywords: Mountain shaped like a skull"</title><description>“Keywords: Mountain shaped like a skull”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://bringtoaboil.tumblr.com/"&gt;Rachel&lt;/a&gt;’s shopping for &lt;a href="http://www.privateislandsonline.com/"&gt;islands&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/126168723</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/126168723</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:37:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ordered.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.robotex.us/"&gt;Ordered.&lt;/a&gt;: It can climb stairs while shooting!</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/125322311</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/125322311</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:49:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>MadMixMustang — Neun Und Neunzig Problems“99 Problems” by Jay-Z...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.davidslog.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/124971668/EFfrTpsqGoh8hq6kRBVw2rOv&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;MadMixMustang — Neun Und Neunzig Problems&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;“99 Problems” by Jay-Z + “99 Luftballons” by Nena&lt;br/&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://bunkercomplex.tumblr.com/"&gt;bunkercomplex&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://copycats.tumblr.com/post/120146160/neun-und-neunzig-problems-by-madmixmustang-99"&gt;copycats&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bringtoaboil.tumblr.com/post/124955204"&gt;bringtoaboil&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;I wouldn’t have thought that i could laugh any harder at this song…&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.davidslog.com/124971668</link><guid>http://www.davidslog.com/124971668</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:29:33 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
