My favorite part of Florida was when a gorgeous young reporter came up to me and slapped me in the head before saying I had “some sort of giant flying ant” in my hair.
There’s a monster in the kitchen!
Getting ready to take off in lightening and rain. If I don’t make it back to New York, tell Clark: Sup.
A Disney tour group is in line in front of me at the airport Starbucks all excited about trying coffee for the first time. I swear to god if these children are on my flight…
“What’s mocha?”
Fuck you.
Mashable knows how to throw a party! I’ll be in Florida for the next six hours. If you need me, I’m in Florida.
