David's Log

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Looking for Japan coverage on cable

Rachel: Try BBC.
David: It only has BBC America.
Rachel: That's pretty good when they're not running cooking shows.
David: Okay.
TV: RAMSAY'S KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

This is a good song.

Mike’s on hold

David: How could you do that to me?
David: Go behind my back and eat my scone...
Rachel: It's a biscuit, honey.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

“I wasn’t expecting that.” — Jon Stewart

MULLENWEG!!!!!!!!

Skulking around the girl from those GAP ads (and many other extraordinary things) while she tries to call for a cab. It’s cool.

SXSW

Favorite moments from the Tumblr After Party

SXSW rap wars

wanderlustandtethers

wanderlustandtethers:
“ JoeyTheCat, David, and Pattyman singing karaoke in the Country Room at the Tumblr / Funny or Die SXSW event at HighBall. A wonderful night with incredibly sweet, smart and fun people. Thank you.
”
Yeah I karaoke’d. It was...

SXSW

We left the strip club with two phone numbers and an Etsy username.

Taylor

SXSW

Jen and her bag overflowing with nail polish and cigarettes