How do you get sparkling water out of velour?
I just spilled water all over myself.
I just opened a bottle of sparkling water with a fork. Anything is possible when you’re this awesome.
Elevator door opens, three people get off to hurrahs from their co-workers...
- Mark: I wish you guys would do that when I got in.
- John: We do that when you leave.
- David: I found a new burrito place I love.
- Rachel: Is it just a different Chipotle than the one you go to every day?
Goodbye, Upper East Side. You have great apartments but you’re still horrible.
For the next 30 days I have two apartments in Manhattan.
About once a week some 16-year-old girl emails me to tell me I have a boring blog for someone who works at Tumblr.