- Rachel: Does it make you angry that I'm so much smarter than you?
- David: Shut up.
Toddler Taekwondo Match (or The Cutest Thing Ever)
Oh good god this is hilarious. Colbert breaks down Ron Gould’s proposed firearm bill:
Just to recap: Gould’s bill would make it legal for a person who does not know if they have a gun to go into the sherif’s office, tell them you don’t have a gun, then sue the department, then carjack the sherif’s cruiser, and drive down the Main St. firing out of the roof, as long as that person doesn’t understand that bullets can hurt people.
Valentine’s Day at The Standard
