Just spoke to grades 5-8 at The Academy for Scholarship and Enterpreneurship in the Bronx. These kids are awesome!
Their first questions:
The last kid to talk to me was 2.5 feet tall, and asked if he could “really make websites too”. I’m starting to appreciate why my mom’s a teacher.
I’m pretty sure I can focus to perfect vision (near and far) when wearing my glasses over my contacts.
Normal? I’m nearsighted.
AMC apparently has a limit on how many tickets you can buy at once. But there’s no limit on how many credit cards I can apply for!
Russian plumber doesn’t understand why people stare
So does he go through 9 different theories as to why the toilet is clogged and then come up with the answer at the 50 minute mark when his friend Wilson the electrician says something totally unrelated?
via Digg
The thing about dating a squirter — you feel like you’re doing a really great job.
