It’s perfect! You want a piano. I want a table. Piano Table.
Valentine Venn Diagram (via ClockworkGrue, pandamoans, and ilovecharts)
I’m the 10th result for “gigantic ass” and 6th for “meat stylus”
International Driving Permit
Sometimes I take pregnancy tests, just to be sure.
Boxer briefs are awesome. I feel like Jack Bauer or something!