This is the fanciest restaurant Charles has ever drawn a dick on the table in.
via theinternetaccordingtoadrian and poobah
If you’re curious why I’m switching it up, it’s because I was doing handstands last night and my balls kept falling out.
Don’t get me wrong. I still love male genitals.
Today is the day I either switch to briefs or boxer-briefs. Which are better?
I must confess: I was compelled to crop Microsoft Word out of that last photo.
I probably only had it open because of some stupid file Jared sent me.
It’s cool. I’m used to it.
GET OFF TUMBLR, CCN. HAO CAN TUMBLR BE 4 HIPSTERS WHEN CNN IS DERE?!
Terry Richardson shaving Jared Leto’s head.
Good. No one should be allowed to have hair like that.
Just requested maximum eye shadow.