I’ll never get bored with you. You’re terrifying.
Anonymous asked:
Why are you so cute and smart?
I liked your beard the length it was yesterday.
Shit
Wireless Technology
Either my mouse and keyboard just stopped working or my computer froze. I will never know which.
Practice.
pasty asked:
Coolest person you've ever met of the celebrity variety? Biggest douche you ever met of the celebrity variety?
I really enjoyed dating Katy Perry. She’s lovely. Her boyfriend was a jerk.
Anonymous asked:
what is love?
Undoubting trust.
Anonymous asked:
How did you get such a hot girlfriend? Without the interwebs you'd prob be a virg
Not true.
Anonymous asked:
are you planning to release this feature for the public? so people will stop spaming formspring stuff?
Depends if it’s any good!
coffeemakescreative-deactivated asked:
Have you ever imagined tumblr would get that big when you started out?
I certainly dreamed!