(via megmess)Dave: Tell me about the origin of your name.
Jay-Z: Well my mother named me Shawn, because when I was born it was her right.
Dave: That’s a nice name.
Jay-Z: Yeah.
Dave: Then what happened?
Jay-Z: People started calling me it.
When I wake up at night in a bad mood, I like to throw all my neighbor’s recycling down the trash shoot.
In the kitchen, a young woman named Rachel Eakley had provided hors d'oeuvre like Parmesan polenta, Gruyère and thyme crackers, and pommes annettes.
Yay, Rachel!!
Rachel is very upset that she can’t remove the Stocks app from her iPhone.