If I could do it all over again
I would be Jay-Z.
It’s difficult to say bad things about your friend’s mom, but given that she has a higher tumblarity than me, I think it is within my social graces to say that Barbara is really mean. Like, one time, I was at her place, and she was all like, “Hi, Robert,” and I was like, “Oh, Hi, Barbara” and then she was like, “Is that a new shirt? I like it.” BUT SHE DAMN WELL KNEW IT WASN’T.
