Yes.
I am the second result for “deviant sexual acts”.
I’m the third result for “mothers teaching sex”.
The fifth result for “blue dick”.
And the number one result for “get yourself some columns”.
Thanks, Google!
Yes.
I am the second result for “deviant sexual acts”.
I’m the third result for “mothers teaching sex”.
The fifth result for “blue dick”.
And the number one result for “get yourself some columns”.
Thanks, Google!
This is so incredible.
John: This is like going to the Super Bowl of whatever sport you care most about.
David: This is like attending a taping of Gossip Girl.
Please do me a solid and vote for me for Webutante King. I’m pretty sure half of the other people on the list aren’t even real.