I make black history every day. I don’t need a month.
Kanye West
- Robert: Why is there a broken condom wrapper in my closet?
- Robert: Did I have sex in here?
- Robert: Maybe someone else had sex in here...
- Robert: And didn't invite me?
- Robert: Boy, that was rude of them.
Jakob stole my bike :(
Richard Lewis is eating lunch next to me. I hope he doesn’t try to talk to me.
GPOYW from the cottage
