Landed in Auckland (after a surprisingly easy 20 hour flight) for the WEB09 conference with John Ballinger and, my Tumblr hero, Matthew Buchanan.
I’m REALLY dizzy.
Whoa
Just took Pseudoephedrine (for allergies) for the first time. This flight is going to be interesting.
Somehow we managed a table at Balthazar with no wait on Easter. My mom is good luck! (That’s my brother, Kevin)
I just got a hilariously strange email
CC’d to a few hundred dot-gov addresses (and me):
Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen!
I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson ?actress? actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career,
surname Galabekian, because of adoption happened in 1992. Clones was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I’ll tell you more,those clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that “actress” career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett Galabekian family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorize personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way!
Her close friend Serge G.
P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION.
- Rachelle: I just want you to know...
- Rachelle: Everytime I play Solitare on my computer, I think of you.
- Charles: Because I should be alone?
- Rachelle: Oh there's Emily! [runs off]
Shira’s sick :(
Look, twitter can only out-Facebook myspace for so long until web 3.0 comes along and makes Instapaper the new tumblr. Garyvee AJAX reblog. iPhone.
Lee Sharingtime: “a snippet from my now-famous web 4.0 talk on how twitter is facebooking the social networking world. Hire me to speak at your next tech conference! I give a great keynote.” (via marco)
