I love you :)
What the fuck is Geocities?
Well, I thought they were girlfriends. But they were on the TV…
Charles
It’s actually a great way not to touch kids.
Andrew
The first problem is, she’s 40. The second problem is, she lives with her parents. The third problem is, they’re dying…
Charles
Andrew Parker just ordered “The Vegetarian” with a side of bacon.
- Charles: Why do you think I cut my hair?
- Charles: Oh, you know what I did...
- Charles: I washed it.

