David's Log

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Sleepy GPOYW. Good night, everyone! — Sleepy GPOYW. Good night, everyone! <3

Firemen cutting open a crushed car in SoHo

When I was a kid, I used to think that Dinosaurs and Family Matters was the same show.

Okay, I didn’t do anything I needed to get done today. But I feel good about that.

The view from my old apartment in Tokyo.

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Balloono! Chuck’s team is on fire lately :)

What a night.

The bar at The Palace has a dish called “The Gossip Grill”.

Crazy homeless guy: Any of you know where I can get some crack-cocaine?
Me: Over here? No...
Crazy homeless guy: ...
Crazy homeless guy: You just been punk'd!

Model: Last time I was here, my friends had sex in the bathroom.
Charles: Did they get married and have kids afterwards?
Model: No...
Charles: That's horrible!