The day Marco and I launched Tumblr, we set up this stats page to watch registrations. That was a really fun day :)
Found on Facebook’s help page. (via Jacob)
- Keri: I'm on my way home. Had a rough day. Lots of hard surgeries. I just want to come home and relax.
- Emil: Oh, good. You can make dinner. My ass is asleep from sitting on it all day. Hey, did you know that Elizabeth Shue was in the Karate Kid? I'm starved. Can you make pasta with the sauce from Rao's? By the way, we're out of Vanilla Vodka.
- Keri: <silence>
When email hashes go wrong
- David: What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
- Charles: I'm trying to get my employees to work that day.
In all the years I’ve lived in New York, I’ve called 911 upwards of ten times. Tonight was the first time I’ve ever needed to call for EMS. I’m pretty sure my doorman overdosed on something. He was sitting up with wide bloodshot eyes, covered in vomit, and completely unresponsive.
I <3 MrChiCity