- Charles: My sister had a horse.
- David: Really?
- Charles: Yeah, it totally bothered me.
- Charles: I was like, "Why does she have a horse and I don't have an airplane?".
“I want to buy a Kayak and pull it with my Vespa!!” — Nick McGlynn
Microsoft just handed me the most disgusting liquor.
Driving to New York.
Driving to Boston.
I just reached out to hail a cab and had Nick McGlynn fly by on a Vespa and high-five me.