Emil drifting the GT3
Today is my two year wedding anniversary to the most wonderful woman in the world. She really wanted to try Applewood, a fantastic organic restaurant in Park Slope. However I screwed up (stupid Google Autosuggest) and accidently made the reservation at Applebees. It’s gonna be a long night…
1. karp
used in a threatening context, to warn a person who is being increasingly annoying that they are about to get smacked/punched/kicked in the face/stomach/groin unless they refrain from annoying you further
if you do not stop pissing me off i am going to karp you with a rusty spatula.
2. karp
a very annoying kid. that never knows when to shut up. they usually tell a bunch of very old or stupid jokes and they tell a joke that is very long but the longer they tell it the dummber it gets if the fact that it was even funny in the first place. they think the are cool and the people they hang out with are cool but really they are losers.
man i hate karp.
Blakeley kiss: When someone hawks a loogy into another person’s mouth while that person is expecting a kiss.
jessicalindsey: This makes me happy.
danhacker: HA! It’s true, not everyone on Tumblr lives in New York City, even if it might seem like it sometimes.
I was actually just surprised to learn that West Coast users now outnumber East Coast (according to Google). Scary.
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